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| ('deadspin.com/1676450884', 97)                                                         | That loss , together with Liverpool 's Premier League >>>collapse<<< of the same season , hammers home that true shockers rarely happen .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   |
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| ('deadspin.com/30-million-pounds-is-a-whole-lot-of-pounds-for-someone-1622443116', 183) | This is José Mourinho 's second season in charge of the club , and as the best manager in the league , he 's a >>>pragmatic force of nature<<< unto himself .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               |
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| ('deadspin.com/brendan-rodgers-is-back-in-the-premier-league-and-its-1832912887', 4)    | He still had a reputation as one of the more promising coaches in Europe , thanks mostly to the shock title race he and Luis Suárez and Daniel Sturridge and Raheem Sterling >>>almost<<< won before Steven Gerrard 's agonizing slip right as the Reds entered the final stretch .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         |
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| ('deadspin.com/but-now-everyone-has-either-gotten-too-old-retired-o-1586660879', 46)    | He broke into the team as a winger , but teammate Daniel Sturridge missed more than a month with injury , and Sterling was slotted into a more central role , where he proceeded to go absolutely nuts and help guide the Reds to an >>>almost-Premier League title<<< .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    |
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| ('deadspin.com/chelsea-have-already-made-a-joke-of-the-premier-league-1656968946', 20)  | The premier match of the weekend saw the Blues take on the Reds of Liverpool , a rematch of that fateful slip-up last season that ultimately >>>killed<<< Liverpool 's miraculous title charge .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            |
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| ('deadspin.com/god-if-you-re-really-there-please-let-leicester-arsen-1763310519', 45)   | That book ended with a wicked spirit invading Steven Gerrard 's body and casting him to the ground to the elation of >>>the Antichrist himself<<< , José Mourinho .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                         |
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| ('deadspin.com/goodbye-to-jose-mourinho-who-gave-us-so-many-hilarious-1748553314', 13)  | Thank you , Mourinho , for coming up against a miraculous Liverpool team needing a positive result to keep their dream of shocking England by winning the Premier League alive , then >>>murdering all hope for said dream<<< , and celebrating like you had just won the title yourself :                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  |
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| ('deadspin.com/how-to-be-a-soccer-fan-1632196945', 135)                                 | If you appreciated the good Brazil 's defensive solidity coupled with some of the best attackers in the world , >>>Chelsea<<< are basically a better version of that same idea .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            |
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| ('deadspin.com/now-that-chelseas-season-is-dead-they-can-focus-on-rui-1755572757', 1)   | The second-best moment , I 'd venture , was probably the season before , when everyone at the club got to sing and dance alongside the corpse of Liverpool 's title dream , the one they so >>>cruelly slaughtered<<< in cringingly humiliating fashion .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   |
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| ('deadspin.com/the-ballon-dor-is-stupid-but-mohamed-salah-deserves-to-1825470321', 27)  | Suárez did n't score a single penalty in his 31-goal season in 2013-14 ( though he did have a mind-boggling 21 assists ; and by the way , he really should 've won the Ballon d'Or that year and probably would 've if not for >>>The Slip<<< and/or that whole chewing on Giorgio Chiellini 's arm during the World Cup thing ) , but his stats were probably a little easier to come by from his center forward position when compared to Salah 's starting place on the right wing , and he did n't have any European responsibilities weighing down his mind and legs . |
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| ('deadspin.com/the-premier-league-needs-more-bastards-like-diego-costa-1636853094', 35) | The >>>bastards always win<<< .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             |
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| ('deadspin.com/this-great-yaya-toure-goal-is-the-perfect-cap-to-the-20-1573195749', 3)  | There 's probably a post coming in due time about What This All Means , that Liverpool came oh so close before their dreams were finally , mercilessly stomped into the dirt by a surging City and >>>some guy from Portugal<<< .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           |
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| ('deadspin.com/virgil-van-dijk-didnt-slip-1833728383', 3)                               | Sunday 's match between Liverpool and Tottenham was one of the best examples yet that the Reds , through some combination of good fortune and sheer cussedness , are too focused to gag away the title the way they did in 2014 with the >>>infamous<<< Steven Gerrard slip .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               |
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